I always try to find something wrong with toilet paper, because I would much rather give it a lower rating than it deserves rather than an inflated one that I will stew on and come to regret.
I have been sitting on this review weeks, hemming and hawing over the details and wracking my memory for any reason to give it a different rating. The longer I think about it, the more I am certain that my rating is correct.
Key West Bistro’s toilet paper is soft, completely opaque and has a cute little leafy pattern that holds the two very hefty plies together. It tears perfectly along the perforation every time, is comfortable to wipe with, and the absorbency is unmatched by any other toilet paper I’ve reviewed.
It is the second-best toilet paper I’ve ever used, but the best toilet paper I’ve found in a public restroom.
Congratulations, Key West Bistro toilet paper. You get an A.
The bathroom also goes above and beyond by being not only genderless but altogether taxonomy-less.
They also have very good key lime pie, but I do not rate pie.
