I am not exaggerating when I say I had a visceral reaction to this toilet paper. Despite the absolutely inane lighting (or lack thereof) in the bathroom, I immediately noticed the somewhat elaborate pattern of the TP’s texture. Tim Robinson has trained me to assume that more complicated patterns cost more. Therefore, toilet paper with a complicated pattern should be more luxurious, right?
No, you’re wrong. This toilet paper felt like if you took those brown paper towels and glued them to a piece of cardboard, but then also made them not weigh anything? I am still reeling from the absolute lack of heft.
The only thing this toilet paper had going for it by the time I left the stall was the absorbency. The pattern, which on initial glance might’ve been aesthetically pleasing, haunts me. The texture was, as discussed, terrible. Actually wiping was not comfortable. I cannot in good conscience recommend this toilet paper.
Hopefully you know by now that I do not entertain jokes about shit (they’re unoriginal and just not funny), so I really didn’t appreciate being greeted by this when I went to do my review. The tracking on “HE /” is also quite offensive.
But Nerd Nite is a great time!
