The Minnesota State Fair is almost perfect, but falls incredibly short in two specific areas:
- Allowing Lulu’s to call that stuff Deep Fried Ranch
- Toilet Paper
You absolutely cannot peddle deep fried dairy products (no matter how deficient in ranch) and then stock the bathrooms with toilet paper designed by AI.
The end of the toilet paper was torn unevenly and badly frayed. I could see my fingers so clearly through the wispy white “paper” that it might as well not even be there. It is literally the thinnest material I have ever encountered. It should not be legal to call this toilet paper.
Behind the toilet paper, the stall is adorned with random scribbles from a pen. Those marks are to graffiti what this material is to toilet paper. The bathroom’s once white floor is dirty and worn, reflecting the decades of fair-goers who have been subjected to such unacceptable—and frankly, offensive—wiping conditions.
We deserve so much more than this.
