The TP shredded as I pulled it from the dispenser, and tore in my hand when I used it. The only non-downside was the faint texture that, for the most part, held the plies together. I suppose if you take like 3x what you think you need it might hold up.
When I turned to flush, I noticed this roll of actual Charmin Ultra Soft on the back of the toilet. If only I’d seen it before the regular TP debacle. But I checked and no such roll was present in any other stall. I assume it’s only there because the regular TP is so bad.

It seems the TP gods pulled me to this stall in the hopes that I would go for the nice roll, but alas. This is the first time I’ve actually encountered CUS in the wild. Sadly it was a fluke and cannot be rewarded.
But they get props for these bathroom signs! (I do not rate bathroom signs)






