A hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper.

Dual Citizen

St. Paul
Brewery

TP Rating: C

This was a fun one. Please note that brand plays absolutely no roll in my ratings. Pun fully intended.

On the inside of the stall door hung an ad for toilet paper. Neat! They must use the bamboo toilet paper and want to brag about it but also encourage everyone to use the same stuff in their homes and public restrooms.

WRONG. Instead, this stuff was everywhere, and I just really loved the juxtaposition.

The actual toilet paper was exactly fine. Few TPs have been so deserving of a truly average rating.

Check out the toilet paper for yourself

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