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St. Paul
Bar

A delightful and way-too-cool-for-me cocktail bar should have a much higher (or lower, honestly) caliber of toilet paper than what I found in the stall.

The handfeel was wimpy. The embossed texture provided neither the additional surface area nor structure needed to make this toilet paper memorable. I correctly assumed I would need more than the average wiper might pull.

I’ve been doing this long enough to be able to accurately guess absorbency levels about 98% of the time, and I could tell this one wouldn’t be great.

However, there weren’t any red flags here.

PS they also have a jello shot that looks like deviled egg but tastes like coconut

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